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Come Fly With Me!
multi-legged organism seeks two minutes of fame
Come fly with me, let’s land on Michael Pence
Just lend your ear and you will hear lots of stuff that makes no sense
Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly away
Come fly with me, we’ll land right on his hair
We’ll look in vain to find his brain ’cause we know it’s just not there
Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly away
Once we get way up there where his head is silver white
We will find he’s not too bright
Once we get way up there where we have a real good view
We will know he doesn’t have a clue
Weather-wise, this is the time to swarm
Those TV lights are big and bright and they keep things nice and warm
It’s perfect for two minutes worth of flying fame
Come fly with me, let’s fly, c’mon, let’s fly away!