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Consider Your Philtrum

For a few moments, consider your philtrum. “My what?” Your philtrum. Assuming no disfiguration due to accident or disease, you most definitely have a philtrum, and you probably see it every day, although you may take it for granted and overlook it, even though it’s as plain as the nose…

Anatomy

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Anatomy

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Deconstructing Christianity

·May 9

Assing For Trouble

The strange case of a man and his ass Good morning. Today’s sermon is about Balaam and his ass. First, some background. After the Israelites left Egypt, they wandered in the wilderness for 40 years. …

Satire

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Assing For Trouble
Assing For Trouble
Satire

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Deconstructing Christianity

·May 5

Drunk, Naked, and Mocked

Noah doubt about it: this was a sorry episode in the life of a patriarch Good morning. Today’s sermon is about Noah when he got drunk, naked, and violated all at the same time. Noah, you may recall, is the dude who survived a worldwide flood along with his family…

Satire

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Drunk, Naked, and Mocked
Drunk, Naked, and Mocked
Satire

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Nov 10, 2022

In Their Own Words: Martin Luther On The Jews

Martin Luther is recognized as the man who started the Protestant Reformation. Luther’s reform movement began in 1517 when he published what came to be known as his Ninety-Five Theses. The Ninety-Five Theses comprised a list of grievances against abuses in the Catholic Church as well as doctrinal statements concerning…

Religion

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Religion

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Aug 28, 2022

This is it!

This is it! NameGame finally debuts on Medium! Here at NameGame Gazette we’re excited to bring you all the action, so let’s jump right into our first season of NameGame. For our first season, we’re going to consider the names of the first ten presidents of the United States. Every…

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This is it!
This is it!

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Jul 19, 2022

Let Us Look At Uranus

the sad tale of a planet and the god for whom it was named The seventh planet from the sun is named for the Greek god of the sky: Uranus. That seems appropriate, since Uranus is indeed in the sky. And while you may go for months or even years…

Astronomy

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Astronomy

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May 7, 2022

How to Make Money Writing Online: Lie.
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Kim Mia

My most successful article on Medium is one where I described how I increased my income by 1100%…

My most successful article on Medium is one where I described how I increased my income by 1100% from two cents to twenty-four cents and how it would go up to $2.88 if the upward trend continued. It was written totally tongue in cheek and a few readers took it…

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Jan 16, 2022

A Brief Comment

I’ll keep this short.

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New Writers Welcome

·Dec 6, 2021

The Massie Mess

How low can they go? — Just when you thought Republicans couldn’t go any lower, they go lower. The picture above shows Representive Tom Massie and his family, posing with their firearms. He posted it on his Twitter account, and in the same posting implored Santa Claus to bring more ammunition. This was posted after the…

New Writers Welcome

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New Writers Welcome

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Alternative Perspectives

·Nov 30, 2021

School Daze

Some things I remember I spent many years in school. Here are some random thoughts about teachers and teaching. Help With Spelling Do you remember in school when you didn’t know how to spell a word, and the teacher told you to look it up, but you didn’t how to look it up…

Education

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Education

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Thelonious Cornpepper

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